In a shocking move that has left many stunned, the UK government has officially approved the use of electric eel-generated energy as part of its 2030 Net Zero initiative.
After countless years of research at the National Aquatic Energy Laboratory (NAEL), scientists have finally harnessed the bioelectric potential of electric eels to generate clean, renewable energy. The breakthrough is being hailed as a “game changing” solution to the climate crisis.
We’ve always looked to the elements: wind, solar, and hydro,” explained Dr. Marina Gill, head of NAEL’s BioEnergy Division. “But we forgot the obvious source: the highly conductive, surprisingly cooperative electric eel.”
EelPower: A Shocking New Source of Energy
With this new source of energy now greenlit, households and businesses can choose from a range of different EelPower Packages to suit their needs:
Grid Electric Eel
Large-scale electric eel installations in lakes and reservoirs, housing thousands of eels connected via submerged bio-conducting mesh. These water power stations will connect to the national grid, replacing fossil fuel plants.
- Use: National Energy Supply
- Power Output: Equivalent to 200 wind turbines per lake
- Fun fact: Grid eels enjoy synchronized swimming during peak energy use hours
Back Garden Electric Eel
Designed for the eco-conscious homeowner, this medium-sized tank holds up to 10 electric eels and integrates with standard home electrical systems. They are also compatible with smart meters!
- Use: Home power-generation
- Installation: Simple, fill up the tank with fresh water!
- Warning: Keep at a safe distance during charging cycles
Flat-Friendly Electric Eel
These compact tanks are perfect for apartments, studios, and small living spaces. Each unit comes with two starter eels and a self-cleaning micro-habitat.
- Use: Power lights, laptops and up to one air fryer.
- Bonus: Eels come pre-named (popular options include Sparky, Zappy, and Tina Turner)
Eco Boost Electric Eel
A genetically-optimised highly-voltage breed, these eels are engineered for maximum energy efficiency. Known for their vibrant glow and assertive pulses.
- Use: Fast charging for EVs and espresso machines.
- Eco Rating: 98% sustainable, 2% attitude.
Ultra Charge Electric Eel
For those needing high-powered, rapid, and reliable charging, these eels have undergone rigorous testing to maximise their output and ensure they deliver the best energy output.
- Use: Emergency power supply and industrial applications
- Special feature: Equipped with monitors to track energy output.
- Caution: These eels can become temperamental in thunderstorms.
Support for Electric Eel Sustainability
Critics have questioned the practicality of eel-powered energy, with a focus on the potential welfare concerns it brings. However, NAEL have assured that the eels will be provided with comfortable habitats that include stimulated river currents, premium algae feed, and the latest in water enrichment technology.
The Future of Power: Nationwide Rollout
Construction has begun on the first EelPower Plant located in the Lake District and is set to be up and running by 2027. It is set to generate enough electricity to power 200,000 homes with similar projects planned across the country.
While the world transitions to greener energy solutions, the UK’s commitment to innovation has sparked global curiosity with countries like Norway and Japan following suit.
As 2030 approaches, one thing is certain: the future of sustainability may lie in the embrace of nature’s most electrifying creatures.
